Top 20 funniest one-liners

01 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
02 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
03 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
04 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
05 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
06 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
07 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
08 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
09 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
10 If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
11 War does not determine who is right only who is left.
12 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
13 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
14 Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
15 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
16 The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
17 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shutup.
18 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a sonofabitch.
19 Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
20 Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Lenovo to launch a new 14-inch notebook pc ‘ThinkPad T400s’ in Korea | via

Lenovo to launch a new 14-inch notebook pc ‘ThinkPad T400s’ in Korea: “
SEOUL, Korea (AVING) — Lenovo( announced its new 14-inch notebook pc ‘ThinkPad T400s’ in Korea market, which measures 2.1cm thickness at 1.8kg weight with a 6-cell battery pack.

Powered by Intel Core 2 Duo(2.53GHz) processor, the ThinkPad T400s adopts either 120GB SSD or 250GB HDD. Other features included a 2M webcam, up to six hours of battery life, VGA and Display Port.

Suggested price is around 3,000,000(KRW).”

What is Love? – The facts

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like _caries_ and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

Copyright 1911 by Albert and Charles Boni, Inc.
A Public Domain Text, Copyright Expired

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What is Love? – Definition


1: a strong positive emotion of regard and affection; “his love
for his work”; “children need a lot of love” [ant: hate]
2: any object of warm affection or devotion; “the theater was
her first love” or “he has a passion for cock fighting”;
[syn: passion]
3: a beloved person; used as terms of endearment [syn: beloved,
dear, dearest, loved one, honey]
4: a deep feeling of sexual desire and attraction; “their love
left them indifferent to their surroundings”; “she was his
first love”
5: a score of zero in tennis or squash; “it was 40 love”
6: sexual activities (often including sexual intercourse)
between two people; “his lovemaking disgusted her”; “he
hadn’t had any love in months”; “he has a very complicated
love life” [syn: sexual love, lovemaking, making love,
love life]
v 1: have a great affection or liking for; “I love French food”;
“She loves her boss and works hard for him” [ant: hate]
2: get pleasure from; “I love cooking” [syn: enjoy]
3: be enamored or in love with; “She loves her husband deeply”
4: have sexual intercourse with; “This student sleeps with
everyone in her dorm”; “Adam knew Eve”; “Were you ever
intimate with this man?” [syn: roll in the hay, make
out, make love, sleep with, get laid, have sex, know,
do it, be intimate, have intercourse, have it away,
have it off, screw, fuck, jazz, eff, hump, lie
with, bed, have a go at it, bang, get it on, bonk]

WordNet 2.0 Copyright 2003 by Princeton University. All rights reserved.

What does “svc_snap -c” do?

Q: What does “svc_snap -c” do?
A: The “svc_snap” command on the CLI generates a snap file, which includes the cluster error log and trace files from all nodes. The “-c” parameter includes the configuration and virtual-to-physical mapping that can be useful for disaster recovery and problem determination.

Read more Q&A and other interesting posts about disk storage at Tony Pearson’s blog.